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Three old men are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One man says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second man says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!"
The third man smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." He raps the table. With a startled look on his face, he asks, "Who's there?"