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| Homer Simpson |
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“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.”
- Homer Simpson |
| Date of Birth: January 12, 1956 |
| Birthplace: Sleepy Town Springfield |
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| Homer Simpson is America’s everyman. He holds down a dead-end job, he struggles with his weight and, if push ever came to shove, he’d likely choose his beer over his family. “My mom once said something that really stuck with me,” he says. “She said, ’Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something." |
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| Whether you know him as Homie, Dancin’ Homer or Mr. Plow, there’s no contesting the fact that Homer Jay Simpson is one of Springfield’s most distinguished citizens. Over the past years, this Duff-drinking family man has held down such high-profile jobs as monorail conductor, minor-league baseball mascot and pie-tossing vigilante. Homer currently works in sector 7-G of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where he won a medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into Three Mile Island." |
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| Like most Americans, Homer had a chance to gauge his life’s progress by attending his high school reunion. Not surprisingly, the results were less than complimentary, as Homie was given awards for "most weight gained," "most hair lost," "most improved odor," "oldest car," "lowest-paying job," and for "traveling the least distance to get to the reunion.” Not bad for a single night’s work. |
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